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Crappy puns going too far (dedicated to Edd Gould)

1. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT ROWING?
2. Aria: No.
3. Me: WELL THAT'S OAR-KWARD!
4. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT BIRDS?
5. Aria: No.
6. Me: WELL THAT'S HAWK-WARD!
7. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT CUTLERY?
8. Aria: No.
9. Me: WELL THAT'S FORK-WARD!
10. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT MINING?
11. Aria: No.
12. Me: WELL THAT'S ORE-KWARD!
13. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT WILD PIGS?
14. Aria: No.
15. Me: WELL THAT'S BOAR-KWARD!
16. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT MEAT?
17. Aria: No.
18. Me: WELL THAT'S PORK-WARD!
19. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT WINE?
20. Aria: No.
21. Me: WELL THAT'S CORK-WARD!
22. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT SHARKS?
23. Aria: No.
24. Me: WELL THAT'S JAW-KWARD!
25. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT CRIME?
26. Aria: No.
27. Me: WELL THAT'S LAW-KWARD!
28. Me: HEY ARIA DO YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT ADDITION?
29. Aria: No.
30. Me: WELL THAT'S MORE-KWARD!
31. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT PLANTS?
32. Aria: No.
33. Me: WELL THAT'S STALK-WARD!
34. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT PUBLIC SPEAKING?
35. Aria: No.
36. Me: WELL THAT'S TALK-WARD!
37. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT EXCERCISE?
38. Aria: No.
39. Me: WELL THAT'S WALK-WARD!
40. Me: HEY ARIA WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS?
41. Aria: Yes.
42. Me: ...Well that's...TORCH-WOOD!! BAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
43. HEY TUMBLR, DO YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT BLACKBOARDS?
44. You do? Really? Well that's not CHALK-ward at all!! : P