disneyismyescape:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

timelordparadise:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

I read it out loud, stressing each word

krokodile:

things that i love: day geckos licking things

warm-jumpers:

cas-hellodean:

IM CRYING OMG THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HOW IT IS

oH MY GOD ITS BACK ON MY DASH YES

philliptunalunatique:

falling-for-pain:

estraie:

2bad:

m00nlightvegas:

youcanfindmeincamelot:

studythesnow:

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.

The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.

Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.

“Hey!”

“Sorry!” She called down.

The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”

The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.

Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .

“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.

The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”

The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.

She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.

“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.

Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.

The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”

A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”

“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

oH MY GOD

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

what

the mother of all plot twits

eternal plot twist/mind fuck

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

jadenite:

scrollgirl:

Thor deleted scene
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THOR = THE ACTUAL BEST

These are my favorite moments about superheroes. The moments that truly make them ‘super’. I’d honestly watch an eternity of footage of just this.

lbby:

motherfuckerofbabylon:

lbby:

procrasturbation

because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to

mind:

matter

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

buttermilkqueen:

godricsgirl:

I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…

avenging-superwholockian:

wayward-assbutts:

winchesterslady:

Some (mostly) recurring Supernatural characters for you.

what is wrong with this show

I however refuse to believe Gabriel is dead…. I’m in extreme denial

sexytrashcan:

theguntogirl:

#can you even imagine though #like John couldn’t make it but Dean was in the back row #and all the other kids waved at their moms but Sam waved at dean

Why I think my dad’s a hunter

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We live in the American midwest

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement

(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK